A Runner

A person who runs off stage after Maury reads the DNA test results! When Maury says: "You ARE NOT the father!", women become Runners to the right stage exit. When Maury says: "You ARE the father!", men become Runners to the left stage exit.

Sholanda is still trying to find her daughter's father with the help of the Maury show. She has tested 17 different men, and 17 different times she's been a Runner!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2017

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did a runner

To get out of a sticky situation, place or environment.

When Jack found out Jill was pregnant, he did a runner!

by timothy mark kluwen April 22, 2007

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doing a runner

Leaving a place to avoid a difficult/unpleasant situation or to avoid paying for something.

"Where's Bill?"
"He's doing a runner mate."

by A231 November 7, 2017

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You must have a runny nose

Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.

Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.

Jack: Yo I was so productive today

John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!

Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!

John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*

by Chillbro March 14, 2014

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do a runner

Common aussie slang. Used when referring to someone who has left their current duties without the courtesy to inform their colleague/s.

Can also be used to refer to someone who has to flee an unexpected situation.

- "The cops were onto Dazza and he is no where to be found, he must a had a do a runner."-

by Auzziebogan November 20, 2013

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