Louisiana virgin

an 11 year old girl that can run faster than her pappy, uncle and 13 year old brother.

"Git the hell off'en me, pappy! Yer smushin' ma cigarettes!"
"If you wanna git some money for yer baby's formula, yer gonna gimme some of that cooter! Yee Haw!"
She is no longer a Louisiana virgin!

by cereal killa February 12, 2006

louisiana enema

In Louisiana an enema is performed with someone else's finger.

"I'm pretty backed up... honey can you give me a Louisiana enema, I need help releasing what's in my bowels."

by DaBackwoods February 1, 2019

Louisiana twister

A Louisiana twister is when you grab the balls really hard, and twist them...violently.

“Hey why is Jim walking so funny?”
“I don’t know, I think last night Kerry gave him a Louisiana twister.”

by Goldkodak October 11, 2017

Louisiana thunder

Bad ass Ham Radio Operator, usually wears pit vipers, sleeve less shirts, and uses a lollipop mic. Loves to give radio checks.

Call Louisiana thunder on America link if you need a radio check.

by Rod jackson February 16, 2023

Louisiana Surplus

A large group of racist individuals, whom may or may not include lifted and squatted pickups with maga stickers

I though I was far away from the maga rally, but I found a Louisiana Surplus chugging bud light on the side of the highway.

by The Clyde-a-matron April 13, 2023

franklinton, Louisiana

Franklinton is a nice place in Washington Parish! Where my Granny lives, too! We have fairs every season. And we love to go fishing in the rivers surrounding us. We do flood a whole lot though... so if you consider going, make sure that the rivers are low... or at least no rain above you. Oh! And we don’t have a lot of rednecks either, Bitches. Thanks for looking us up!!!

I live in Franklinton, Louisiana! My home and proud!

by Southerngirl&proud!! July 25, 2020

Louisiana Campfire

It is when after your daddy has finished inside your sister, you dump a lincoln log inside her snooch, while your mama waits for the contents to pour out on the graham crackers to enjoy. May need to adjust roles based on which family members are available.

Jerry -- Your mom's asking for another Louisiana Campfire.
Nicole -- Again?!
Jerry -- God dammit Nicole, quit your bitching. ZACH! GET IT IN HERE AND HELP FEED YOUR FAMILY!

by berkmangoesboom January 25, 2023