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Anton

A psychotic italian who is a certified assassin with a funny cat. He's that bitch, yk. He identifies as having straight hair and despite what he says, he is average height. However, he's a cool bitch.
Person 1: Omg do you know Anton? Isn't he a psychotic italian assassin?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a cool bitch.
by allison_33 December 11, 2022
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Anton

One who is a true connoisseur of weiners and is capable of swallowing them whole, without gagging.
"Did you hear that Weinner Schnitzels went out of business because they unknowingly hired an Anton for night shift and he made all of the product disappear before dawn!"
by ODGumby23 July 11, 2023
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Antone

The biggest faggot to ever be born.
person1: "whos that over there"
person 2: "oh thats antone, dont talk to him hes the biggst fag ever"
person 1: "hey antone"
antone: "who wants to see me squirt?"
by Antone the f July 12, 2023
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The Anton-Effect

When a low IQ child ranging from 12-16 comes across alex they fall for his facade as a really smart and nice person, even though in reality hes got the intelligence of a wet sack of pennies.
The Anton-Effect combined with a lack of attention from the parents of the child usually results in alex using the children as talking fleshlights.
Some lucky souls break out of their condition and gain consciousness, thus being healed from their ailment.
It is important to keep in mind not every child is at risk of the Anton-Effect, if the child even has a semblence of self worth and self awareness they usually steer clear and remain normal happy and healthy children.
"Aw dude look this little girl used to be normal now she changed her username to "X the blooming rose", another victim of the Anton-Effect"
by The dragon of creeljima July 24, 2023
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Sem and Anton

Sem and Anton are Gae. They perfectly fit together. Sem is a Ginger, while Anton is a nei ga. He has no friends but Sem.
by SayThatAgainKid November 22, 2021
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Anton

A guy that seems nice at first and is a bit shy, but then turns out to be a pedophile. He tries to sneak into every kindergarten in a 15km radius and then smells the kids feet. Sometimes he also likes to masturbate infront of the kindergarten. Theres a german saying that he became a pedophile, because he bought a magic coat that transformed him into the inconspicuous but dangerous "flying child molester".
Police Officer 1: "There was a call this morning. Someone said there was a guy caught naked in front of the kindergarten."

Police Officer 2: "Seems like a Anton to me."
by _qp23_ November 21, 2021
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Anton

When Anton likes someone he will try to make them his even if they already are in a relationship or they don't like him back.
Anton is the definition of mr. Steal yo girl
He is also very kind (only to certain people) and he is very strong too
"Yo bro isn't that Anton with your girlfriend over there? "
" Damn, I guess she's his now..."
by Babasz November 25, 2021
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