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9-11

A smokin’ hot chick that is “off the charts” crazy, which actually puts her in the “no-go” zone despite her extreme hotness.
Dude, did you hear Charlize Theron is single and looking for a man with “a pair” to step up and date her? Yeah bro, but she’s a 9-11, don’t do it.
by TopFuel Dude April 6, 2019
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9-11

A holiday where some muslims came to the USA to commit suicide ruining it by flying their drunk asses into some buildings near the capital city
Where were you during 9-11? On the planes...
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9-11 Tactic

When a government or coporation knowingly allows a tragedy to happen so they can use it as a scare tactic to better control the people.
"They say that the bombing on a train was done by a religious group of extremists. The cops are gonna come down hard on them."
"Oh yeah? I think it's just another 9-11 tactic."
by Lucius Sergius Catilina March 2, 2010
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Happy 9/11

Person #1: "Happy 9/11"
Person #2: "Thanks man!"
by ihavasmallpp September 13, 2019
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9/11 Tourette's

A neurological disorder that is characterized by invoking the tragic events of September 11, 2001 in places where they don't belong.

The phrase was coined by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show on Octover 1, 2007.
Actual examples of 9/11 Tourette's:

"I also think there have been subsequent intervening events, September 11, which cast somewhat of a different light on the second ammendment."

"Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11? Because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11."
by Gilgamesch October 19, 2007
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9/11 Defense

1. A mechanism in which you invoke the spirit of the legislation, executive directive, and politcal mindset used in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks to justify inappropriate, unethical, extreme, or illegal behaviors one involves themselves in.
Person: How'd you get away with taking pictures of your neighbor through her window?

You: Well, she is an imigrant - so ya know, 9/11 defense.

Person: aaaah, nice.
by JackSpayed October 23, 2009
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9/ 11 Deniers

A group of 9 people who aren't putting up with the number 11 bullshit!!
We are the 9/ 11 Deniers. We call bullshit with the number 11
by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut January 8, 2023
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