by Alabama headass November 01, 2020
Friend: “Why did you tell everyone i slept with John?!”
You: It’s August 15th
Friend: “What’s August 15th?!?!”
You: National Expose Your Friend Day dumbass👹
You: It’s August 15th
Friend: “What’s August 15th?!?!”
You: National Expose Your Friend Day dumbass👹
by bigttbich August 16, 2019
by A wierder kid than u November 13, 2019
1. Also known as Alston 15.
2. a form of non-judicial punishment in the army given to soldiers typically for bullshit reasons
3. a way for military officers to feel superior and get their dicks hard
4.if your a soldier in the army and you become injured... Do not i repeat do not attend to your injuries or else you will get an article 15. also do not lose your wallet.
2. a form of non-judicial punishment in the army given to soldiers typically for bullshit reasons
3. a way for military officers to feel superior and get their dicks hard
4.if your a soldier in the army and you become injured... Do not i repeat do not attend to your injuries or else you will get an article 15. also do not lose your wallet.
attn troops... there will be a 4 mile company ruck march tomorow at 5 am in 120 degree heat.
soldier 1- Damn man, you look like you had alot to drink yesterday
soldier 2- no i only had 5 drinks and one was a double
soldier 1- ok well make sure you make the ruck march or you will get an Alston 15... i mean article 15
solder 2- ok man
couple hours later.... Soldier 2 falls asleep and skips ruck march... receives article 15/loses pay/ demoted one rank
soldier 1- Damn man, you look like you had alot to drink yesterday
soldier 2- no i only had 5 drinks and one was a double
soldier 1- ok well make sure you make the ruck march or you will get an Alston 15... i mean article 15
solder 2- ok man
couple hours later.... Soldier 2 falls asleep and skips ruck march... receives article 15/loses pay/ demoted one rank
by no-motivation August 02, 2011
by Ashiix December 16, 2018
by thatkidwhoisbornonfebruary15 October 20, 2019
Friend 1: "why are you carving a watermelon?"
Friend 2: "tomorrow's December 15th, duh"
Friend 1: "oh yes, of course"
Friend 2: "tomorrow's December 15th, duh"
Friend 1: "oh yes, of course"
by Stoopidhat October 25, 2019