Jp

A douchebag usually tall with blonde hair and blue eyes usually likes thicc black girls, Jp is usually funny and is the class clown, is really mean online but hyper at school

Oh you are being mean

You’re such a jp

by Dog lover144 November 26, 2017

Jp

Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.

“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”

“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”

“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”

by TruthBeTold9 December 27, 2023

JPS

JPS: Just Pay Shipping

Diane: Did you see the email with the blanket that was JPS?
Carl: $15 for a blanket? What a steal!

by anonymous December 21, 2021

JP LOLO

JK

JP LOLO

by Jp know August 16, 2023

JP.

an abbreviated word for just playin'.

"Bruh, stop hitting me u dick."

"Nahh, baby, im jp."

by astupidassloner July 4, 2022

Jp

that act of peeing, turning into juan pablo, acting like juan pablo, cumming, etc.

IM JPING!

by miekskksjekk March 11, 2024

Jp

A corny shitty ass fuckin waste of human space. If you ever meet Jp be careful. You can usually smell the chlamydia from across the room :/. He’s grimy.

“Oh my god did you hear Jp gave ANOTHER girl chlamydia”

- “tell me something I don’t know”

by Jphater4L January 9, 2024