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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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donkey punch

To punch your partner in the back of the head during sex..and they like it!
I loved it when my boyfriend donkey punched me, I instantly orgasmed.
by trip ships September 13, 2021
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Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe
by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018
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donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.
"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."
by tgrbld August 27, 2019
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Donkey Punch

When you turn your back to a raid boss and it hits you in the back.
Wow, Donkey sure is a shit tank, he got donkey punched pretty good.
by Gonzor February 18, 2021
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Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable
You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!
by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018
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Donkey punch

When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.
She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.
by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017
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