bacon

The best stuff on earth
It can cure cancer

that pig has some serious dick

by Hasbro Jones May 21, 2004

bacon

- unwanted email that is not quite spam
- email you signed up for but don't really want
- email you want to receive but don't want in your inbox

When signing up for a free account on that web site they send you an activation email along with seven other "welcome" messages. Those seven messages are bacon.

by David Marcucci August 30, 2007

bacon

possibly the most overrated food on this planet

it's bacon, calm the fuck down

by hiphophead293847 November 25, 2009

bacon

A Police Officer who is giving you a hard time, or being a "dick".

That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.

by The Los October 7, 2004

Baconing

n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana

v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.

Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."

David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*

by AlexWhiteRules September 22, 2010

+Bacon

1. A term used on W-F meaning plus reputation. Thanks to theonlydann it is now taking the place of +rep the most common formerly used phrase on Weed-Forums.

"Yo that's some dank right there Gasm +Bacon"

by NorthernCaliBud4:20 July 26, 2009

Baconing

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.

"I just got a right bad baconing from John."

by Wight Trash December 29, 2012