by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024

When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.
I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed
Consider myself Lucky me
Consider myself Lucky me
by Eatdogp00p September 6, 2020

by Phdcarl August 8, 2017

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.
by MoxieB May 3, 2009

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022

by CSG Spender November 3, 2023

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023
