Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.
by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022
Get the Hit me, but don’t shit memug. This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.
by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018
Get the Shit Goalkeepermug. Using the sphincter to draw smoke from a smoking or vaping apparatus and then having a second party inhale the anus vapors.
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Me and Billy Bob was in the outhouse shit-gunning my glass cock til he sharted pea cereal in my gotdamn mouth.
by Pea Cereal November 10, 2020
Get the Shit-gunningmug. An exclamation used when angry or about to kill one or more tourist(s). First used by youtuber CrankGameplays in his first Omnibus video
by Niaasa July 17, 2017
Get the get shit stompedmug. Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022
Get the Orion Shit Bucketmug. People who make fun of ronnie mcnutts death. Like seriously,how much of a sociopath do you have to be?!
by SSSNOOTY September 12, 2022
Get the piece of shitmug. The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017
Get the Shit crippledmug.