sike i lied your pancakes are dry

A viral meme on vine

Person1: ayo can i get some syrup Person2: yeah i got one more SIKE I LIED YOUR PANCAKES ARE DRY

by Ohclpz January 27, 2023

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when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt

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i am mentally unstable

sally: i just had a stroke, ohnn90o oo8fekuhggno Ii7 Y&8y&87G8&Y(( h k j K j &i ftu

jeff: when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt? wow thats silly can i get a large frie with thre burhgr

by ghostpossessedbyahuman January 27, 2023

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I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

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That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?

Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."

by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023

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Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.

Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!

by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023

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