by JerrySucksToes September 9, 2023
Get the Shitmug. When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019
Get the special effects shitmug. The word "shit" actually has two different meanings. The first way is in a swear word form, and the second meaning is P O O P.
Meaning #1:
Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.
Meaning #2:
Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳
Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.
Meaning #2:
Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳
by MonsieurCheeseBall July 6, 2021
Get the Shitmug. A car, truck or van of questionable reliability and/or common decency.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Edgar: I was trying to change lanes on my way to the Chervon and I was nearly side swiped by some clown in a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022
Get the Shit-boxmug. Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025
Get the Stroking my shitmug. 