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kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"
#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..
by VampireVal June 30, 2023
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Finians Shit

Finians shit is classified as an illegal atomic weapon capable of nuclear disasters that could cause global destruction when unshackled from his anus and therefore under NATO’s Weapons Of Mass Destruction Article 2005 perceived as a paramount war crime
“Holy Finians-Shit you did not just say tht sister”

“That jar of pickles was the bomb it was truly Finians Shit”
“RIP Jesus , bro was the Finians Shit of Religion
by PensionerBooty1675 May 3, 2023
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Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
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Dog Shit

-Someone or something that is not up to expectations

-Can be used to describe someone of such beauty
JACE WRIGHT IS A DOG SHIT

Sadie Griffith is a dog shit love
by Truestgirl August 4, 2019
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shit

shit means ur either a piece a shit or ur taking a fucking shit
girl: do u see that boy a over there
other girl: yeh i heard he is a little shit
by Local_LivingShit February 19, 2022
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shit

A shit moved like a wheel in Alameda County Fair with music.
by forehard bill July 20, 2018
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Shit Fit

When someone wears an all brown outfit
Look at Matt’s shit fit today
by shitfit846284 February 11, 2025
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