Haydon School is reported the be the universes most crap school.
It is scientifically proven that the students at this school are complete dickheads and twats.
The teachers are even worse as they are diagnosed with waffling, paedophilia and are horrible.
The food is crap and it is insanely processed and it is said to NEVER drink the tap water from the location or else you will contract a odorifeouros diarrhoea that leaks out of you like a running tap.
It is scientifically proven that the students at this school are complete dickheads and twats.
The teachers are even worse as they are diagnosed with waffling, paedophilia and are horrible.
The food is crap and it is insanely processed and it is said to NEVER drink the tap water from the location or else you will contract a odorifeouros diarrhoea that leaks out of you like a running tap.
by fastestwankerintheuniverse November 19, 2024
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Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.
Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.
Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
by BobtheBobbleBobber November 21, 2024
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It is best known for destroying the childhoods of many children and being boring as fuck
The main ideas forced at school are
1:don’t question authority
2:don’t try to amount to become or do anything important
3:go into debt for university
4:vote liberal
It is best known for destroying the childhoods of many children and being boring as fuck
The main ideas forced at school are
1:don’t question authority
2:don’t try to amount to become or do anything important
3:go into debt for university
4:vote liberal
Person 1: I was brainwashed in school, now I’m liberal!
Person 2: ME TOO! I can’t stop voting Joe Biden!
Person 1: my teacher assigned the class a 7 page essay.
Person 2: yeah these dumbass teachers are so fucking stupid
Person 2: ME TOO! I can’t stop voting Joe Biden!
Person 1: my teacher assigned the class a 7 page essay.
Person 2: yeah these dumbass teachers are so fucking stupid
by Pangor November 23, 2024
Get the School mug.Fucking stupid as fuck I fucking hate it school can fucking suck my fucking ass fuck fucking school fuck all the fucking teachers fuck all the stupid fucking dumbass homework assignments like I fucking don’t want to do that bullshit it’s fucking stupid af and I defiantly don’t want to sit in some boring ass brainwashers class and fucking be board all day because somehow fucking teachers think they’re making a fucking impact on kids like everyone fucking hates you the only fucking impact your fucking making is ruining their fucking childhoods also every teacher is super liberal like stfu I don’t give a shit who the fuck you vote for I’m supposed to be learning physics (fuck science it’s fucking boring as fuck) and fuck the stupid ass brainwashing
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by Pangor November 23, 2024
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Get the sanford middle school mug.A school that focuses on character development and does a good job of that in the long run with the majority of students. Hyde was closely criticized in the past for harsh standards the kids were put through. Hyde is different from any school in how when the students break the law and get busted for drinking or smoking theyre put out to work and forced to think about what they did. Some people intensely dramatize this and the workload.
Real criticism: The school heavily favors international students, giving them maybe half the responsibility and expectation in the long run of the American students, due to most of them paying a large majority of their tuition. They blatantly go easy on international students.
Real criticism: The school heavily favors international students, giving them maybe half the responsibility and expectation in the long run of the American students, due to most of them paying a large majority of their tuition. They blatantly go easy on international students.
by real facts always December 4, 2024
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A tiny school going broke because the administration sucks ass
A tiny school full of liberal teachers and possible pedophiles
A tiny school with students that absolutely will leak personal information
A tiny school going broke because the administration sucks ass
A tiny school full of liberal teachers and possible pedophiles
A tiny school with students that absolutely will leak personal information
by Thecomputer-nerd December 5, 2024
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