my fitness pal

A horrible app that gives most people who use it an eating disorder

Emma: I started counting my calories!
Hannah: okay period what app do you use
Emma: my fitness pal
Hannah: oh girl no...

by Bakaweeb April 16, 2021

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plunging my toilet

Vaginal or anal masturbation via a big fat massive dildo with a flared end.

He took out my fav toy and started plunging my toilet.

by Woodworkius April 16, 2021

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My mouths flipped

When you accidentally drop the N bomb in class

Teacher: why did u say that
Student: sorry sir my mouths flipped

by GawrGura@gmail.com April 17, 2021

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my baby got back

Elated! Surfer dude who took his surfboard for ding repair and got it back in his possession.

Melvin walks in the house with his recently repaired surfboard, "my baby got back!"

by Davey Didoe April 17, 2021

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cool alternative-rock band, should totally listen to them if struggling with depression or going through a rough period in your life

the main singer, Gerard Way, is also the writer for The Umbrella Academy and The Fabulous Lives of The Killjoys so if you like those then maybe check it out :)

they came back in 2019 with an announcement video on which dates they'd be holding their tour and then had to postpone it for September 2021 instead

Frank Iero, a guitarist for the band, also hinted at making a new album with the band when in an interview.

In other words, My Chemical Romance is back

"My Chemical Romance is a cool band."

"Nice."

by hhoohohohooh April 17, 2021

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