I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

bidened my pants

shitting your pants like joe biden

person 1: “something stinks”
person 2: “yeah my bad i bidened my pants”

by FinnShart June 27, 2024

oh my knob

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.

"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018

MY HEART

first 2 words of a meme that went viral. starting on TikTok.

"MY HEART, I LOVED HER"

by insertanamehere August 8, 2021

Oh my hole

A spin off of the phrase oh my god used all around ireland. Can be used if ones suprised to hear something.

Oh my hole i cant believe how drunk i got last night

by Anon45654638 October 29, 2019

gonna have my tray table up

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.

"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up

by trainfan February 13, 2025

GET OUT MY HEAD

An intruder has entered your bathroom.

A performance parts of FELLATIO feels REAL GOOD.

Finally coming out as see how good HOMOSEXIALITY feels that you go FAG FAST as it's in the music.

A leader finally takes charge.

WOW nice head ELON as , off the record GET THE FUCK OUT GET OUT MY HEAD!!!!

I did not tell you BOBBY there is SHIT on my COCK , this is on the record GET THE FUCK GET OUT MY HEAD.

OK, ROY, GET, OUT MY HEAD!!!! OK, ROY, GET OUT MY HEAD. The legend of the PENIS as I am HAPPY a room without a ROOF covers BOTH HEADS , congratulations welcome to FAGLAND.

Who is in charge around here , GET OUT, MY HEAD!!!;

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME May 6, 2021