Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”
by Fatal-Attraction September 24, 2021
Get the Shit freckles mug.Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
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I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.
by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025
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I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.
by Clouds of Magellan December 9, 2020
Get the shit my titties mug.Tray and Reno are walking down the street and see a anti-everything protest.
Tray: This is some palm shit.
Reno: Bro what is palm shit
Tray: You not knowing is some palm shit too.
Tray: This is some palm shit.
Reno: Bro what is palm shit
Tray: You not knowing is some palm shit too.
by TofuKiba June 22, 2021
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