by Jpt73 March 10, 2023
a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.
a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.
by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019
A word used to state extreme anger or discomfort, especially when something doesn't go the way one thinks it should.
Person One: Dude, did you hear? Everyone who got below an 80% on the test has to retake it.
Person Two: That's absolute ass-fuckery.
Person Two: That's absolute ass-fuckery.
by amidead May 26, 2021
Max : you seen that girl with the dirty shoes?
She was talking ab you .
Jessica : yeah that's serah that penny loafer wearing ass bitch .
She was talking ab you .
Jessica : yeah that's serah that penny loafer wearing ass bitch .
by Unknown author/Pimp October 12, 2022
by KWx August 31, 2017
When you move penis in and out inside ass and the ass doesn't move in the same rhythm, it's called ass lag.
by OKrobloxian June 02, 2020
A type of diarrhea that is pure liquid, usually acidic and hot, and with a high likelihood of actually shitting your pants.
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally
by AhsokasPlotArmor September 06, 2023