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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
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Level 5 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.
I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
mugGet the Level 5 shitmug.

eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off
you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck
by ted mager August 5, 2018
mugGet the eat shit syndromemug.
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
mugGet the I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your fartsmug.

full of that shit

Under the influence. Be it alcohol, heroine, whatever substance comes to mine. Someone who is noticeably and obnoxiously high / drunk. Originated from southern slang, when elderly would talk about being "full of liquor" or flat out drunk.
Person 1: Hey, what'r ya doin in my house?!
Person 2: Dudes, we're outside. You must be full of that shit?
by Twwiggy April 7, 2019
mugGet the full of that shitmug.

La Shit

something that is Flipping amazing in every way shape or form and is undeniably cool!!! and can not be used to describe a person.
dude that was so la Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by nicknack333 February 20, 2011
mugGet the La Shitmug.

Shit

A beautiful homeless guy that sounds like kermet the frog
by Aisisivyvbys w wowodc May 22, 2018
mugGet the Shitmug.

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