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Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.
Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2024
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Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .
I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.
by frogginstyle December 14, 2018
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Piece of shit

It means a girl who is also a hoe ans is a piece of shit which is Jacqueline.
Jacqueline a is a piece of poop bag and a nasty mf which means a piece of shit.
by Viridiana lopez March 21, 2020
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Shit

Its when a poop is so massive it gets qualified to become a shit , usally so big that it can be a proportion of yours body mass (about 4%)
by imfoihsfjkd April 21, 2022
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Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
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Dog Shit

-Someone or something that is not up to expectations

-Can be used to describe someone of such beauty
JACE WRIGHT IS A DOG SHIT

Sadie Griffith is a dog shit love
by Truestgirl August 4, 2019
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AH SHIT AH SHIT

It's a great to use In a sentence as it puts the MACHO NON SHITEATER'S in their place of DENSA HYPOCRACY.
Get your face into the ASS HOLE SHIT ASSHOLE SHIT is SHIT is telling off AH SHIT AH SHIT!!!!
by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 4, 2021
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