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What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.
boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"
by alextheog March 12, 2025
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Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.
"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.
by ergonomics January 14, 2020
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Your Life

"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."
by absolutely-definitive May 26, 2021
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your mom

your mom : is nut chopp at yo poppas manggoes onne elbow's schullalies battery assault pumping iron horse-maiden
your mom : is kinda cute
your mom : is my ex-teacher
your mom : is my ex-dad (what?)
your mom : is my sweet every teen in my age (what again?)
your mom : is my soul by my old bro says (why?)
your mom : is my soul too know why ? (Teen spirit Baby) $ WH@T?
by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023
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Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass
when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole
by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024
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Blocked to your face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!
by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020
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