by faded&jaded January 31, 2018

by SmartGuyWithABigDick January 7, 2022

by Michael-SC April 12, 2016

"You know keisha with six kids ? Her babys dad don't pay child support .. I know im " Talking shit" girl lol
by Kat411 June 20, 2023

by Thimithy October 20, 2020

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.
"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."
by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025

by PenisButtMaster January 6, 2018
