shit

thing that comes out of ur ass
can be used as an argument

"the real shit"
person: lol know what
another person: wot lol
person: i took a shit lol
another person: lol wtf

argument

person: ur shit
another person: no u are a shit

by An A-press is an A-press October 30, 2018

throw some shit down

a non-gross sounding term to define masturbation/"jerking off"/"busting a nut"/idek what else but all of these terms sound gross, with just the syntax

"She had the place to herself all day and was just trying to throw some shit down when her roommate unexpectedly knocked loudly on the door."

"My ex always tried to tell me how often I should throw some shit down...that's why I broke up with them."

by darfefe24 March 15, 2021

Brick of a shit

An exceptionally large poop.

Andrew: I need to go pee.

Rachel: I just took a brick of a shit in the bathroom.

Andrew: Oh, I’ll just go pee outside then.

by Turry911 July 15, 2019

KEEP THAT SHIT YOUTUBE

Keep things on Youtube instead of bringing it to real life.

"'Lil James talking about pulling up...keep that shit Youtube sucka!" "Keep that shit Youtube!"

by Unitonika September 16, 2020

shit

something that comes out your ass

or your ex

“he’s a piece of shit”
“i just had a shit”

by alextuner_lover12 February 3, 2024

put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

Shit

What are you searching for? This is literally just a shit. Search something that is important get out.

So you choose to stay here and keep reading? I don't know what's wrong with you, you're wasting your time, Search SOMEETHING!!!

Really? So you're still reading this? Are you wasting your time on purpose? Go to a therapist and get some help, what are you still doing here?

Shit

Use your hands to wipe your shit

by LIl Ice Cracker January 2, 2023