It's against my principals

What a grade-school student says in order to decline to do something that might likely get him in Dutch with the dreaded "men in the upstairs office", whether or not he himself actually feels morally repulsed by said request.

Telling someone that, "It's against my principals" can indeed be highly effective at getting said individual to quit pressuring you to misbehave; just be aware that some students and/or teachers may have "ins" with said powerful heads of the school, and so mentioning about them might not instill adequate concern in said bully to cause him/her to back off.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

What now, my love?

An acoustical song done by NOFX. Happens to be my ringtone on the hubby's phone.
Good little diddy, gets you moving.

Everytime I call the Hubby, he is blessed with NOFX's cool tune; What now, my love?

by REBel Siren September 20, 2021

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

fo shizzle my nizzo

A slang term meaning : 'For sure my ni**a'

"We up for tonight dawg?"
-"fo shizle my nizzo"

by BillieBee September 7, 2003

Because that's on my resume

Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.

Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.

Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.

by Ediberto May 21, 2018

May my family die

Expression used for convincing someone about something

Example 1
A: Stop lying to me!
B: May my family die if i'm lying to you
Example 2
May my family die if i saw him on the road

by Dodel September 5, 2018

Mind yo Mouth and I'll mine my manners

Watch your mouth and I won't disrespect you.
Show some respect.

Shut up Idott and listen to me. Nasa mind yo Mouth and I'll mine my manners

by Ms.Bee72 October 2, 2020