National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023

reign in your yapper

not to speak, refuse to give any information

-Dude, you better reign in your yapper about what you saw yesterday or your head is going to roll

by ana von hindenburg October 27, 2010

Your mom

The person you still live with

Jeff: who is that fat chick over there

Me: your mom

by Person your looking at June 1, 2018

Pull your pimp card

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)

You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.

by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017

I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!

Trixie loving ones ax wound. You fucking whore.

Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!

by minniecheatedfirst October 8, 2023

having salt in your blood

Once you get the salt in your blood you have a desire to go out on the ocean. Being on land gets boring after a while. It doesn’t take long to get salt in your blood. The lifestyle, the adventure, it is nothing that can compare to it.

He was experiencing what the maritime community refers to as “having salt in your blood.”

by Translator2000 September 16, 2018

your mom

an amazing person, love her so much. tell your mom i miss her

your mom is the best person in the whole world

by heyiguesslolzies November 27, 2021