School

Mental torcher putting you threw physical and mental pain

School is like hell

by im so bored like bored af lol June 15, 2021

School

An amazing place everyone seems to hate. But school is the place where they taught you about free speech, and also stopped you from using it against their school. The place where you spend over 50 hours a week to lean about how a bunch of people headed their sheep a few thousand years ago instead of learning about the stock market. The place that never taught you about rules because then you would know beating kids is a crime.

Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?

What's that place with bunch of depressed kids?
Oh, that is a school.

by Captain Bruce June 17, 2021

Burgundy Farm Country Day School

BFCDS is a small progressive private elementary and middle school in Northern Virginia. Instead of having a Christmas Pagent, they have a Festival of Lights, celebrating a wide variety of faiths. Teachers are called by their first names and goats occasionally escape and start munching on the swing set. Love of learning, the arts, and nature are central to the school's ethos. While somewhat racially diverse, the school still struggles to confront classism and ensuring that socioeconomic status is not a barrier for potential students. Environmentalism and social progressivism are at the center of the hidden and explicit curriculum.

At Burgundy Farm Country Day School, there are concerns about kids using racist and homophobic as unsubstantiated insults.

by What_is_the_nature_of May 13, 2021

Shanghai American School

stressed asian school. that is all you need to know.

very competitive and no takeout so this is not the place to be.

shanghai american school has no takeout delivery because it is very far away

by ewrw34534534 May 13, 2021

mckinney high school

a school in mckinney texas full of bigoted staff, mexicans who think they can say the n word, White People™️, & drug addicts. everyone thinks they about it when they rly ain't. kids who call themselves "dealers" when they just sell overpriced vapes to freshman. full of the lamest two faced, fake woke kids you'll ever meet.

"my school makes me wanna kms"
"let me guess, you go to mckinney high school?"

by tired of yall May 14, 2021

Wanniassa School

A shit school that has an eshay around every corner. The only smart kid is a fucking curry and the school is so small you can walk empty hallways for 15 minutes straight

damn wanniassa school sounds really shit im not sending my kid there

by noodletec May 15, 2021

Wanniassa School

A shit school that has 7 smart kids and everyone else are dumb eshays located in Canberra Australia in a shithole called Tuggeranong Valley

Wanniassa School is a shit school im not going there

by noodletec May 15, 2021