your mom

Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.

Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom

by yamooni January 24, 2022

Whatever seasons your pickle

Same thing as whatever floats your boat

Someone would say some thing, and then you would say whatever seasons your pickle

by Heluvsko December 20, 2022

YOUR MUM

its an other dudes mum

TOM:I LOVE YOUR MUM
TIM: I LOVE YOU
TOM AND TIM:*KISSES*

by SHREKIEIEIIEIE November 1, 2022

Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

by xynoxis May 12, 2018

Your mom

“Your mom” is an amazing way to get out of a conversation or if you don’t want to talk to someone.

Your mom, (runs away)

by Imarandomgooseeee September 1, 2022

coz your hot and your cold

Coz your yes and your no
Your in and your out
And your
Shoto Todoroki the edgy bitch

Coz your hot and your cold got dammit

by BakugoFuckingKatsuki July 11, 2021

Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009