dick riding fallacy

Dick riding fallacy is when a character you praise or have biased towards a character. and even get offended when people have different opinions about this said character. If they insult you because of your opinion of the character or keep bothering you because of them they commit a dick riding fallacy

“Your character has flaws”
“NO HE DOES NOT AND EVEN IF HE DOES NOT PROVRE IT”
“Damn bro it’s not that serious

“IDGAF PROVE HE HAS FLAWS ILL DEFEND MY CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT EVEN IF THIER NOT GONNA LET ME HIT.
“Bitch I don’t have to prove it to state it gtf out of my face you just committed a dick riding fallacy.

by 1wankbank August 15, 2024

vacation dick

A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis

He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it

by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

national grab dick day

it’s a day where girls/guys grab a guys dick, this day occurs on april 12, the day after grab ass day!

Hey watch out, today is national grab dick day!

by tctuesdays April 11, 2019

Far dick

When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole

Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Twittle-Dick

Leaders that have no business being leaders or any regard to anyone's regard other than their own.

Our managers are being twittle-dicks in regards to not telling us the store might be closing.

by BUCKIKBRONCO84 March 30, 2020

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

dick trough

Where a penis goes to quench its thirst. An orifice. Mouth, Vagina, anus

Also “Cock Trough”

“Shut your fucking dick trough, Debby”

by 3l Duderin0 December 13, 2022