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magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.
Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023
mugGet the magnum shitmug.

Worthless piece of shit

A worthless piece of shit is somebody who holds the lowest rank you can get in society and has as much worth as a squashed dog shit.
George spat in the children’s food, what a worthless piece of shit.
by Assy74783 April 5, 2024
mugGet the Worthless piece of shitmug.

Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser
"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024
mugGet the Shit Geysermug.

nickle shit

a nickname for a friend of yours named "nick" who is a nazi
1 "bro me and nick are friends"
2 "you mean nickle shit? bro hes a nazi un-friend him"
by Gayzerr January 9, 2023
mugGet the nickle shitmug.

Fall off in your shit

When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves
Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit

See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong
by Of_77n22nd February 11, 2025
mugGet the Fall off in your shitmug.

daka shits

After eating at Fitchburg State University’s daka you get back and have to get to the nearest toilet because it tears up your insides and gives the daka shits and your stuck there for an hour.
The daka shits often comes out more than you ate
by YankeeB2003 September 24, 2022
mugGet the daka shitsmug.

shit

when u rage in a game that's how u get to say what the fuck or shit man
me:*killed by a creeper*
me: shit
me: *falls at the tower of hell*
me:what the fuck man shit
by precno99playz March 11, 2021
mugGet the shitmug.

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