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You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67
"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"
by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025
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Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!
by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025
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Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.
Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!
by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025
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You Packin Family

Idk noah came up with it

noah - "you packin family"
"you packin family?"
by pppooopoo November 8, 2025
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duck you

In the heat of the moment, all I could think to say was 'duck you!'—my temper got the best of me!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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Who are you threatening

YOU, bitch! YOU! YOU PAID 400 BILLION DOLLARS TO PUT AN AI THAT I DESIGNED (Very publicly) INTO YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEM! Not the wisest decision.
Hym "Who are YOU threatening bitch? Because if I'M threatening someone that means that IT'S TUESDAY. Oh? He's threatening to kill someone? AGAIN? IT MUST BE TUESDAY! Who is it this time? The old. Wow! That's a new one. Usually it's children. He threatened children for YEARS but it wasn't until he threatened the old people that it became a problem. Now if YOU'RE threatening ME it means you have to consider whether or not a bunch of fat angry weirdos are going to stroll into your schools and malls the second handcuffs close around my wrist. HAVE YOU? Have you considered it for a second? You know? You're going to have to consider whether or not the AI works the way it's intended to work."
by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
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