Ass license

A license needed for girls with big asses

"Can I see your ass license, ma'am?"
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)

by Cheburik August 1, 2024

Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.

Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand

by Don't use your real name ... April 11, 2022

Shit Ass

A guy who waches a man speed run minecraft

Hay shit ass wanna wach me speed run

by Guak Guak 9000 January 20, 2021

Jive ass

Fake, a fraud, pretendo , a make believe fake ass lying person who believes thinking he knows is the same as actually knowing.

I had to beat the hell out of a 3 dollar bill jive ass tough guy.

by Dreadwolfe March 26, 2020

Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.

"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."

by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022

Ass frowner

Someone who sags their pants

That ass frowner over there isn't wearing any underwear...yikes!

by Unicornmeet June 23, 2017

ass go jiggle jiggle.

A common gangbanger slang word meaning that the bitch the speaker is talking about has some THICC asscheeks.

"I wanna see Rebecca's ass go jiggle jiggle."

by Racist MLK June 6, 2024