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Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.
That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!
by FB_29 December 27, 2011
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Virgin

NOT MEEE!!!!!!!!!
can i geta congrats please

But pray for friend man, he's struggling
by Sillylimpcokk April 10, 2020
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Virgin

You.
You fucking virgin i cant believe you wanted to sleep with your sister
by the best person to exist October 27, 2021
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Virginity

by AESDRTFYGUHIJOKM,L March 15, 2021
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pod prikritie virginity

when you havent still watched pod prikritie. and eveyone makes fun of you for this
by dimo yoda 6000 May 29, 2019
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virgin

did you see that virgin, gabe ades
by gabe ade's dad October 29, 2020
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virgin in practice

A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.

*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.

**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.

gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
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