by Your moTHER SMELLS LIKE A TOAD December 16, 2016
Oh so you looked did you?
Well let me explain this seemingly beautiful sensation that is love. Imagine getting hit in the chest my Mike Tyson(Prime Years) then getting kissed by Angelina Jolie all at the same time whilst getting a handy from Michael J Fox. You see, love is a feeling that you only feel whilst you are with the person for a few months then that feeling starts to dry up like a cheap lap dancer in Vagas, leaving you content although slightly disappointed.Let me enlighten you(pubescent girl) love, the real feeling not the one on TV or in the movies, love is boring. Love is putting up with shit, farts and missed dates. If you want to feel the love, the love in movies that has the leading man dying for the one he loves, then you have to break up with your other and see how that feels like. That feeling of loss is the real love that poets have been writing about for eons, that emptiness is love. I strongly suggest you take up masturbation if you want to spare yourself from that pain because god knows that the pain is in knowing that she has moved on and you are alone, in the dark, thinking only of her.Logically without the sentimentality; love is evolutions means of keep humans together for long enough to procreate. Simple rule,works a treat shame that it fades on average after 15 odd years of marriage around the age of 40 when your old and ugly and only a subscription to botex weekly can cure the scurge that is middle aged life.Get the gist, yet pumpkin.
Well let me explain this seemingly beautiful sensation that is love. Imagine getting hit in the chest my Mike Tyson(Prime Years) then getting kissed by Angelina Jolie all at the same time whilst getting a handy from Michael J Fox. You see, love is a feeling that you only feel whilst you are with the person for a few months then that feeling starts to dry up like a cheap lap dancer in Vagas, leaving you content although slightly disappointed.Let me enlighten you(pubescent girl) love, the real feeling not the one on TV or in the movies, love is boring. Love is putting up with shit, farts and missed dates. If you want to feel the love, the love in movies that has the leading man dying for the one he loves, then you have to break up with your other and see how that feels like. That feeling of loss is the real love that poets have been writing about for eons, that emptiness is love. I strongly suggest you take up masturbation if you want to spare yourself from that pain because god knows that the pain is in knowing that she has moved on and you are alone, in the dark, thinking only of her.Logically without the sentimentality; love is evolutions means of keep humans together for long enough to procreate. Simple rule,works a treat shame that it fades on average after 15 odd years of marriage around the age of 40 when your old and ugly and only a subscription to botex weekly can cure the scurge that is middle aged life.Get the gist, yet pumpkin.
Break up guy:I loved her man, I loved her so much.She was the love of my life.
Dude: Stop being such a pussy! GROW A PAIR AND LAY DOWN THE LAW ON SOME HOs, by which i mean go fuck, alot.
Break up guy: Ok, I will thanks dude you're the man. I will forget Becca, the little whore.
Dude: I know. Now go out a fucktiply. See what I did there multiply and fuck just had sex in my head and they made a new word.
Dude: Stop being such a pussy! GROW A PAIR AND LAY DOWN THE LAW ON SOME HOs, by which i mean go fuck, alot.
Break up guy: Ok, I will thanks dude you're the man. I will forget Becca, the little whore.
Dude: I know. Now go out a fucktiply. See what I did there multiply and fuck just had sex in my head and they made a new word.
by Liaserg July 01, 2010
1. The beginning of something that will surely end very messy.
2. So fucking complicated that using a single word or even syllable destroys and diminishes it.
3. A word used by people who don't really show enough of it through actions.
2. So fucking complicated that using a single word or even syllable destroys and diminishes it.
3. A word used by people who don't really show enough of it through actions.
1. I told her I loved her. Now I pay alimony.
2. Honey, you are my ocean, my future, my reason for being.
Other Person: But do you love me?
#(*%Y#*(%^$@#&*(%^!
3. Mom, I'm sorry I stole your credit card and your car. I love you.
2. Honey, you are my ocean, my future, my reason for being.
Other Person: But do you love me?
#(*%Y#*(%^$@#&*(%^!
3. Mom, I'm sorry I stole your credit card and your car. I love you.
by Below Me 69 June 21, 2014
by Red22414 October 01, 2009
Love. Love is a beautiful thing..but it can also be difficult. It can be hurtful. Love isn’t easy. at all. When you fall in love..it’s easy to tell. You’ll know pretty much instantly. Love isn’t needing to be with them..it’s when you’re with them, and you feel at home and it isn’t when you feel nothing without them..it’s when you feel so happy when you’re around them or just talking to them. Love is Love.
I’m in love with him.
oh?
I feel at home with him..he lifts me to be a better person..and i can be myself with him.
oh?
I feel at home with him..he lifts me to be a better person..and i can be myself with him.
by teasisterrrr February 10, 2019
Something you can't feel without pain. Something that will change your life, that will totally consume your thoughts. Something that makes you do and feel things you've never experienced before. Something that will ruin your life.
by LightningMcQueenTheSexyBean November 20, 2016
When two people feel symbiotic. When they feel as if they can vulpine, plan and love one another infinitely. The act of love has been turned to something dirty by some, however real love is clean and euphoric feeling. It is when you finally feel like you can be yourself and not have to explain anything, and when you know he/(she) will always be there even if its 3 in the morning and your having a bad dream.
Some premature signs that might indicate love are; fatigue, constant happiness, the urge to drive 30 miles to see one another, sharing saliva so the other can swallow a pill, constant staring, and possibly the urge to share things such as a dog or baby.
Some premature signs that might indicate love are; fatigue, constant happiness, the urge to drive 30 miles to see one another, sharing saliva so the other can swallow a pill, constant staring, and possibly the urge to share things such as a dog or baby.
Omelia loved Vlad so intensely that the night before their five month anniversary they were driving home together and Omelia transferred her spit into Vlad's mouth so that he could swallow an aspirin.
by Omelia Svetlana Corwards Da February 20, 2011