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That one time

If someone asks you this just go along with it because its funny
Friend: hey remember that one time?
You: yah at that one place!
Friend: and that one guy?
You: when he did that one thing?
by Ur Fukin Mum February 19, 2020
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One Direction

Let’s just say you add Brits,Irish,faggots,retards,invaders,stupid looking,talentless and 5 boys and you get One direction

Their fanbase is usually teenage girls who can’t get a life,their asshole way to introduce themselves make others look like failures,they also own the largest fanbase on earth...Directioners,if you ever say One Direction sucks they will rip off your lungs and dig a grave for you,after your death they will put upon a curse on you,they reject band like The Beatles and singers like Johnny Cash just to stalk their stupid band,the band consist of Niall the gay,Zayn the gay,Liam the gay,Loius the gay and Harry the gay.Directioners always say the boys are the hottest even though Paul McCartney at age 70 looks far better,they feel like One Direction are the Mose successful,even though Smash Mouth should be better and The Beatles passed that record long ago.
Boy 1:Bruh you know One Direction?
Boy 2:Aren’t they gay?
Boy3:Exactly,they are gay.
Boy4:We better check if there are any Directioners.
Directioners:You 4 would fucking die!
All 4 boys:Fuck
All 4 boys:*Screams One Direction sucks*Goodbye suckers*Plays All-Star**Plays Hey Jude**Plays Every Breath You Take*Plays Africa by ToTo.
by LixinLeow November 18, 2018
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One Man's

AN ANCIENT PROVERB that echoes alternatives to "one man's trash is another man's treasure", except the two men are gay. Has sexual connotations. Can be used in all contexts especially the workplace. Fundamental speech to impress your homosexual boss (eg. wELL SIR. AS THEY SAY, ___________.)
one man's ___ is another man's ____:

eg. one mans business is another mans christmas

one mans balls is another mans ALLS

one mans testicles is another mans BESTICLES

one mans testes are a nother mans besties

one mans orgasm is another mans spasms

one mans cum is another mans RUM

ONE MANS ANUS MAKES ANOTHER MAN FAMOUS

one mans shaft is another mans raft

one mans rim is another mans hymn

one mans pleasure is another mans treasure

one mans hole is another mans goal

one mans ass is another mans YAASSSSS

one mans ab is another mans grab

one mans prick is another mans lick

one mans member is another mans december

one mans ride is another mans hide

one mans behind is another mans grind

one mans nipples are another mans temples

one mans prostate is another mans estate

one mans face is another mans garage space
by breastateestate October 25, 2017
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Xbox One

A box in the shape of an "x" with a "1" drawn on the top

A direct competitor to pay-station 4
Xbox One openly supports cross-play while pay-station 4 does not
by Jokerwasagoodmovie November 8, 2019
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Step One

Rolling a joint and getting high. Normaly used in situations, where the general atmosphere is not good and therefore the group or the individual has to go back to basics. Therefore, Step One!
Guy: Dude, I'm so stressed out with all this uni stuff.
Dude: Let's go back to Step One.

Guy: Step One?
Dude: Step One!
by Moekfiy December 9, 2014
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one-timing

Having a one-off sexual encounter, similar to a one night stand.
Do you think Vicky would be interested in one-timing me?
by Bilby123 March 14, 2008
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tup that one

To capture and store a fart into a Tupperware container.
Johnny farted. In response, his friend Luke said, "Tup that one" to which Johnny then grabbed the nearest Tupperware and caught his fart for later use.
by BloodySwanson January 21, 2011
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