two weeks into the future

The near future.

Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.

Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."

"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"

"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
by Richard Phillips February 12, 2006
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two and a half men

A sitcom on CBS that, like most sitcoms created by Peter Lorre, is successful despite being shamelessly uninnovative and completely predictable. In it, Charlie Sheen - playing himself, more or less - moves in with his dorky, recently divorced brother (played by Jon Cryer) to help him raise his son. Despite its low ambitions, it is an acceptable viewing choice if nothing else is on. However, its achievements cannot be ignored. Two and a Half Men gave Jon Cryer a role to be remembered for aside from Duckie in Pretty in Pink, and Charlie Sheen singlehandedly revived the popularity of the bowling shirt. Keep your expectations low and you'll probably enjoy it.
I only watched that episode of Two and a Half Men because it just happened to come on the channel I was watching and I couldn't find the remote. It wasn't bad though. Not great, but not bad, either.
by roundthewheel October 08, 2007
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it takes two to tango

bitches swear they're straight until Eula from genshin impact spoke. bitch is me. just say this in a crowd and the eula nation will arise.
Eula: It takes two to tango, shall we?

Amber: uh............ HUH?????? (GAY PANICS)
by hilichurl May 19, 2021
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thirsty two ouncer

a quart sized beer which can be purchased at professional sporting events for an exorbitant price
"Hey Jim here is $40--go to the concession stand and get us 4 of those thirsty two ouncers."
by gcw January 12, 2004
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Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.
The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

The goody two shoes expert gave a statistic of 99.97 percent efficiency for the vaccine and did a scientific experimental gamble on each and every person's life/soul.
by Solid Mantis December 03, 2020
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Two Cock Garage

Wife: I think we should go to the store.

Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.
by Stoney Shaun December 13, 2007
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Two-Man Saw

When two men are engaged in the act of docking, then proceed to tit fuck a woman.
This chick was a TOTAL slut, she even let Kelly and me Two-Man Saw her.
by dirty david May 10, 2019
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