by Szyt Ched June 30, 2022

"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
by hotcock69 November 28, 2020

She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.
(see definition: pickled eggs)
(see definition: pickled eggs)
by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
by McFetus February 21, 2015

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside
by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025

It's literally just nothing
by Gwortley1 June 8, 2017

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025
