A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.
“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”
by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025
by Barlett May 27, 2018
Pleasuring oneself
by polkar September 24, 2014
she tied her shoes
by kklop October 25, 2017
A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.
by AMO1980 January 26, 2013
When a female is asleep and she gets rammed in the asshole so hard she wakes up thinking you shoved a shoe up there.
by Cmurda81 October 30, 2017
by WassabiChild February 22, 2017