Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.
He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.
by Nadpoleus September 07, 2013
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Irish Adiós

While one is tossing their partners salad, creates an air tight seal with their lips around partners 5 points of contact. Once an air tight lock has been achieved, the delivering partner exhales a large "poof" of air. Resulting reactions may occur.
Bro 1: dude I gave my tinder date the Irish Adiós last night after dinner at Red Lobster

Bro 2: that's crazy has she called you since?

Bro 1: nah she hasn't talked to me since.
by AquamMan June 11, 2024
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Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.
She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast
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Irish Breakfast.

For Adults, Some bread and jam, really thats just it. Or for a kid its a cereal.
9 year-old John ate an irish breakfast.

28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.
by manofwordmaker March 16, 2024
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Irish breakfast

Its when you dunp on are face and fart In her mouth and say happy st Patrick days !!
Hey I did Irish breakfast on your mom ! Good thing I
by Yoonker March 06, 2022
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Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
by Lordblanco August 13, 2024
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Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.
Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.
by Ender3030 October 12, 2023
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