A cheeky, fun-loving, frivolous, cantankerous, light-hearted person who might not take themselves (or others) seriously for some of of the time.
by Will_87 February 2, 2017
Get the Monkey Boymug. When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
by Filibuster September 26, 2018
Get the Wet monkeymug. by Jojobojoj May 25, 2019
Get the Murder Monkeymug. A girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. Like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.
You are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. Your wife puts on her bikini and still has her Winter bush. You notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. You tell her "You look great, but you have a caged Monkey"
by Nagger Lover February 2, 2014
Get the Caged Monkeymug. Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”
My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.
I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.
The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.
I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.
The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Get the Monkey Pickmug. Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.
by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012
Get the Crease monkeymug. Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?
Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%
Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.
Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%
Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.
by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011
Get the monkey rapedmug.