A condom gets left inside a person then someone else stretches it out and releases it causing a sting when it hits.
Jack- "I'm bored with donkey punching.
Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."
Jack- "Yahoo!"
Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."
Jack- "Yahoo!"
by Detwiler November 7, 2007
Get the david and goliathmug. 1)After cumming into a girls mouth you say, "Oh No!, your drownin in cum, let me throw you my booies to save you!" and then you shove your balls in her mouth.
2)A girl is giving you head and and you proceed to cum in her mouth, she pretents she's drowning and you being mitch and all have to save her by giving her mouth to mouth(only if she swallows)
3)A girl is riding you, but only to the point where the top inch or so of your penis is being inserted.. this continues on for as long as david wants.
4) Something my Boyfriend thinks I would never do.
5) Something that the girl does all the work
6) Most girls would do 2 out of 3
2)A girl is giving you head and and you proceed to cum in her mouth, she pretents she's drowning and you being mitch and all have to save her by giving her mouth to mouth(only if she swallows)
3)A girl is riding you, but only to the point where the top inch or so of your penis is being inserted.. this continues on for as long as david wants.
4) Something my Boyfriend thinks I would never do.
5) Something that the girl does all the work
6) Most girls would do 2 out of 3
Girl: "Whats the David Hasslehoff?"
Guy: "Let me show you"
Girl: "Okay"
Guy: "Are you choking?"
Girl: (muffled of course) "Yes"
Guy: "Let me save you, Hurry up and swallow"
Guy: "Let me show you"
Girl: "Okay"
Guy: "Are you choking?"
Girl: (muffled of course) "Yes"
Guy: "Let me save you, Hurry up and swallow"
by Red-Head December 30, 2005
Get the The David Hasslehoffmug. Really overrated rock star with a gay voice and really shitty music. Listen to some real rock like... oh wait rock is gay. METAL BIATCH! \m/\m/
by ROFLWAFFLE December 28, 2005
Get the david bowiemug. by Äpple April 27, 2015
Get the davids penismug. Upcoming Nerdcore rapper part of group called N.C.-M.C.'s with band mate Frankie Castle. His rap name is exactly like his real name except for a replacement of a s for a z just like his aim name.
by Nerdcorer September 12, 2006
Get the David Abramzmug. by Ye bollix April 11, 2017
Get the David Sheehanmug. the hot magician who goes up to random people on the street and does crazy tricks to make them freak out. He has been known to bring flies bak to life and float in mid air.
by kris pow July 20, 2008
Get the david blainemug.