vleis card

Similar to face card (essentially just your face, but from a beauty/vanity perspective), a vleis card is your penis, or a dick pic.

"Vleis" (rhymes with "face") is the South African Afrikaans word for "meat"

Girl, Peter I asked peter to show me his vleis card and, OMG, he's really packing!

by Original_MNH April 12, 2024

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Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

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Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.

Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.

by Watermelanin February 25, 2024

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the nope card

the nope card (by Exploding kittens) is somehow more powerful then the uno reverse card, which doesn't make any sense. it can cancel many things, like, it could cause a rick roll video to stop working or get an ad, i would also dub it the miracle card. cause it can do mostly 42.68% of things in life.

Joe uses exploding kitten card
Joe Tries To Use Uno Reverse Card To Save Himself
Wilford Uses the Nope Card
Joe HAd Nothing Else, so He died this very day.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

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