King Cow

A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
by Ldread June 01, 2023
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spawn cow

A term recently coined for Battlefield 2. Squad Members constantly spawning at their squad leader. The squad leader reamins hidden while the rest of the squad go attack, die, then spawn on the leader then go attack again.
Theres a spawn cow behind our flag
by 027 September 12, 2005
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Disabled Cow

Do you guys know Manuel?
You mean Disabled Cow
by M7A6T9T1H0E6W March 02, 2020
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Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole
by Defineray February 27, 2024
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Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum
I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow
by Defineray February 27, 2024
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Atomic Cow

I went to the bathroom and sprayed out an atomic cow.
by volcano.man August 04, 2021
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Atomic Cow

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.
by volcano.man August 04, 2021
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