Captain Boomerang

A shirtless Australian man on steroids who hates vaccines, and always has boomerangs on hand.

Dude, that's Captain Boomerang!
Alfred got jacked up by Captain Boomerang!

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

captain commander

a rank refereed to in the address as "Commander *NAME" or "Captain *NAME*" being that it was for more practical application of intuitive command in highest regardings,

a commander of captains, therefore a battle master and elite appointed leader of roguest battle squadrons

refer then. a very high functioning intellect of life and death scenario, given in military
us. marine corps

"Names among the dozen the kid Kyle rescued has been made an honorary captain commander of the marine corps, Commander Soren and they're freaking out he's a mastermind freedom fighter? they SAY anarchist, but he's really cool, and trusted, so duh."

by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018

drum captain

A guy who is usually a huge dick. One becomes drum captain because of seniority, regardless of musical skill. The band director usually lets the drum captain get away with anything. Assigns himself the best parts in songs while everybody else gets shit on and put on cymbals.

Drum Captain: Hey, I'm putting you on bells despite the fact you're a better musician than I am for this song while me and my friends are gonna play snare.

Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.

Captain: But you can read music.

Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.

Captain: You're a faggot.

Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.

by Pkshn April 26, 2014

Captain Saveahoe

When an Amazon Driver has to do a variety of things such as complete another driver's route unexpectedly or rescue multiple people in a short amount of time.

Today, I had to Captain Saveahoe this new driver after she only completed 10 stops in 5 hours.

by WiselSkielGrannel October 30, 2023

Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.

"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"

by funneydude September 22, 2020

Captain Saveahoe

When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons

His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.

by WiselSkielGrannel September 2, 2022