Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.

In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.

by Past Pedestrian September 07, 2009

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bus date

When you and your friend (or more than friend) go on a date to the bus station to hop on a random bus and get off at the most interesting and random places (or just stay on the bus and ride around town on a random bus route).

person 1: “Noah and Allie are going on a bus date tomorrow”
person 2: “Aw that’s such a cute adventure!”

by kikifafiki October 21, 2020

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Bus Syndrome

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...

Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte

by Fightstarboy January 31, 2009

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Unilink bus

The really shit version of Bluestar bus in Southampton the bus is full of Chinese people crowding the buses and then you get some bus drivers who don't know how to drive or are fucking blind

you have more chance of getting robbed by the time you're unilink bus turns up

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Unilink bus

by Richard 1128 August 05, 2023

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