Asian Michael

He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.

#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael

by #fuckMichael March 28, 2020

Asian Arnold Palmer

1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke

Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers

by Timmotheus November 24, 2021

Asian pool walker

An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.

Oh wow thats a rare asian pool walker!

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann February 1, 2020

Asian-chopsticks

A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains

Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night

Asian-chopsticks a form of sex

by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021

Suriya the asian

Suriya is asian. She likes bad music, sorry, "k-pop" which is absolute cheeks. She is always hoeing around and loves dick. nah jk but she moved from wisconsin but she shouldve gone to alabama because she wants to fuck her cousin in his asshole. honestly she is a very loving person and shes like my best friend and she will try you right as long as you show her respect but she tends to not like people for no reason sometimes (@ cathy) I agree about elizabeth though... and I oop... teaaaa SSS

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Brenna: Who even likes BTS
Violette: Oh you haven't heard Suriya rant about them
Brenna: No I never listen... "and I oop-"- dr williams@jane
Violette: well she actually gets wet over BTS, i think they are like a Korean band or something

Suriya the asian is OBSESSED with k-pop... :/

I miss suriya the asian <3

by jakepaul4ever October 1, 2019

Asian Programs

The word Asian Programs was invented by an “Asian” Nigga called Guapo. Asian programs can be ran to find the @ of “interesting” females on any social media. Also can be described as cheats in video games.

Tray: Using Asian programs, i was finally able to find the perfect midget

by FuckDlive February 25, 2021

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023