Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.
by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 03, 2017
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Ken the Asian

Tiny eyes, hate’s people, extremely racist, and waste money.
Stfu you Ken the Asian
by Aaasian June 10, 2022
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Asian Sewer

Ass fucking after having spicy Asian food that has induced diarrhea.
Man I'm Keen for an Asian Sewer tonight after that curry yesterday.
by Captimscott January 04, 2025
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Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 01, 2021
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East Asian

Person from East Asia, i. e. China, Korea or Japan. Positive stereotypes of East Asians include being well-mannered, hardworking and smart. Negative stereotypes include having flat chests, shrimp dicks and droopy eyelids
I love me a good East Asian
by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023
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Security Asian

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011
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asian circle

A group of asian people who don't know what to do after eating at a restaurant so they form an awkward circle and talk, usually blocking everyone else's way.
After eating korean bbq we formed an asian circle right outside the front door for about 45 minutes, until we decided to go get boba.
by asian_circles February 11, 2016
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