by reyesgaslight.gov July 30, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. go andrew
by I know you gys time to die November 3, 2022
Get the andrewmug. Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.
Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.
Oh, that's Andrew.
by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021
Get the Andrewmug. 
This person is a perfect ideal aesthetic man who has a shredded body but a perfect heart. There is no other way to describe him but the man of everyone dreams. He only wants to do good for himself and is always improving in many ways for his life. He means zero harm and wants the best for everyone who is important to him. I love Andrew Russell Bowman<3
Andrew Russell bowman likes to play basketball and he likes his dog rex. Nudy likes to hangout with him in his free time also.
by Hope bowman August 11, 2023
Get the Andrew Russell Bowmanmug. by Andrews#1Fan July 14, 2020
Get the Andrew Ragulinmug. He is the guy who sees the perfection in your chaos. The one who tells you multiple times a day that you are beautiful and to never change. When he isn't fonding over you and your beauty, he travels to exotic places that one can't possibly imagine. Both of you can't stand being apart from each other for more than necessary. You're parents don't understand your crush on him but what do they know. You don't have a crush on him, you love him. You're willing to go to any measure to make sure he is okay before taking care of yourself. He is way too romantic but who are you kidding you love it when he is all mushy-gushy. You will let him go at some time but then you will regret the sudden choice you made. There isn't anyone else that compares to him. No one has his perfect eyes, his perfect smile, and his perfection period. You try to express how much you love him but words barely scratch the surface of your love. There is no doubt that you guys were meant to be together forever.
by K567892 May 23, 2018
Get the Andrewmug.