Murder Monkey

A black person that has committed several acts of murder

“My nigga Tyrone is a straight up Murder Monkey.”

by Jojobojoj May 25, 2019

monkey raped

When a party of African Americans stiff a server

Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?

Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%

Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.

by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011

Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.

While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.

by Filibuster September 26, 2018

monkey's breakfast

Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.

"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!

by chucklemunch August 28, 2006

Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth

Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.

by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020

Crease monkey

1. Gynecologist
2. Vage mechanic

Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.

by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012

Fluff monkey

A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...

Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....

Where's that dam fluff monkey... I've got 45 seconds to get fluffed???

by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016