fortress code

Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.

Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021

Vibe Coding

The use of an LLM (Large Language Model; commonly referred to as AI) to write code in lieu of actual programming skill.

Hey why did you quit college?

We don't need computer science degrees anymore, man, I'm just VIBE CODING now...

by parmesancheese March 17, 2025

Code James

The thing you use for 10% off all Morphe products

Use code JAMES for 10% off!!!!!

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Coding

A huge time waster that has no point cause you could just make a god damn game in scratch

Guy 1: Hey Are You Coding?
Guy 2: No Im Wasting Time!

by Grfy October 24, 2020

24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct

When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).

"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"

by 5MORK December 29, 2023

pigtail code

When your woman puts pigtails on its code for she wants her mouth fucked!

It's our secret , pigtail code meaning I have the greenlight to put her on knees against the wall while hanging on to her pigtails, she looking up at me while I bury it to the back of her throat....she fucking loves it!

by Cheese N Cecil January 30, 2025