A fat low life doush bag who could not make it as a state cop so instead acts all heard by nabbing skate boards from local skaters and messing with middle school kids. Usually comes in groups of five. On some common days the typical town cop will nab weed from a wankster and start blzing it up.
Town cop - what ya doing?
Skater - Oh Im just having a good time skating. Not causing any harm.
Town cop - This is private property.
Skater - But the clerk said I could skate here.
Town Cop - Give me the fuckin skate board. ( Steps on it and breaks it in half )
Skater - What the fuck.
Town Cop - Im gonna let you go this time, and every other time I do this because I dont want to lose my badge.
Skater - Oh Im just having a good time skating. Not causing any harm.
Town cop - This is private property.
Skater - But the clerk said I could skate here.
Town Cop - Give me the fuckin skate board. ( Steps on it and breaks it in half )
Skater - What the fuck.
Town Cop - Im gonna let you go this time, and every other time I do this because I dont want to lose my badge.
by Timmmmmaaayyy January 26, 2009
by mc rb April 23, 2007
by Ceylan May 11, 2005
by jigitawa January 31, 2006
noun plural. A rather large group of tight-knit friends from the city of BERKELEY CALIFORNIA!!!! Most of the posse have known eachother for their whole lives. They are like one big fun-loving family. You may have seen them in the early ninetees touring around on the now "Legendary" Heaven Bus. You can still find members of the posse enjoying eachother's company at places like the "Friendship House" in B-Town by Peet's Coffee, or playing Takra at the park on Tuesdays in the summertime. Or you may have been lucky enough to catch the side show they put on at Reggae on the River (which is now Reggae Rising) every year. Tremendous team spirit and mad love are what this posse/family are all about.
It's summertime!, round up the B-Town Posse! Let's go to a hot spring on the Heaven Bus.
I got my ticket to Reggae, is the whole B-Town Posse comming or what?
I got my ticket to Reggae, is the whole B-Town Posse comming or what?
by DJ Willow from Paris August 25, 2007
by licklenglishuite April 01, 2006
n. Also known pejoratively as 'cowboys" by larger city and state law enforcement agencies because of their lawless, cowboy-like behavior that they wield with impunity -that behavior is mostly attributed to a lack of minorities and real criminal activity in their districts. A "small-town cop" is essentially a geeky, nerdy white guy that would ultimately have been just another loser nobody pays attention to had he not made the proper podunk political connections in order to secure the job that could easily be defined as the ultimate suburban power trip. The local yokels in their jurisdiction kiss their asses for political clout/favors because of the considerable power in the square mile or two they patrol. They believe "the job" makes them cool by default and serves as a way to get back at the cool kids in high school that picked on them. An insanely boring job that has them feeling inferior to larger, well-known, reputable, and busy jobs. Their days consist of, extorting freebies from local businesses, siting in their patrol car spouting their job's feigned importance on Facebook, texting/driving by the houses of local wives and girlfriends of local male residents that assume he is their 'friend' in hopes of getting laid because of their uniform while their wives are clueless.. Nights are spent sitting down the block from local bars waiting for people to leave so they can get an easy DWI arrest and attempt to give their BS job some delusional sense of purpose.
by sapd March 27, 2012